hotdogsladies: Shorter: “SEO” is either 1. Common Sense (clean code, good urls & titles); or 2. Cheating (most everything else). Learn “1″; Exorcise “2″. permalink
Tweets under ‘Winners’
dickc: getting two new emails for every one I send. new strategy is introduce the even senders to the odd senders & remove myself from the equation permalink
trevoro: Hey President Obama, Immaletyoufinish, but Nelson Mandela had the best peace prize win of all time. Of all time! permalink
nerdist: Funny to be insulted w/ bad grammar. OOOH the irony. RT @mcm195: @nerdist your an idiot permalink
DrewFromTV: Morning! Make it a Million! $1Million to @livestrong if I get 1Million followers by end of ‘09. Thanks to @Drew :) permalink
benjaminblack: on the internet, unlike in the real world, experts are numerous and free with their advice. permalink
wilshipley: “…Apple owners [are] at the forefront of consumer electronics…” Also, we’re extremely good-looking, and fantastic in bed. #imjustsayin permalink
mike_elgan: Windows 7 to usher in an era of laptops that are CHEAP, CHEAP CHEAP!! http://bit.ly/nCvRU permalink
jeffjarvis: If reporters could work in Iran, they’d be tracking down Ahmadinejad’s Jewish grandparents. permalink
taylorphinney: The Olympics are really kind of pissing me off lately!!! permalink
hotdogsladies: Friends’ newborn just rushed to the hospital with a fever. Nothing like a sick kid to make you forget how you don’t believe in prayer. permalink
uncleweed: The Chief Medical Officer of the 2010 Olympics suggests the elimination of hugging to help reduce risk of H1N1 flu http://ow.ly/s0lO #TNMH permalink
awsamuel: You know what is super unbelievably hot? An empty inbox. Just saying. permalink
monicahamburg: If I see one more site geared to women that looks like Barbie’s MySpace page, I think I’m going to cry permalink
sacca: AT&T texted me accusing my normal iPhone usage of violating their off-network terms. They picked the wrong guy to send that to. permalink
Scobleizer: YOU ARE NOT ON TWITTER’S SUGGESTED USER LIST but you are in good company: http://s.oy.ly/ud5s (blog post) permalink
sween: Your facial hair tells me you revel in celibacy. permalink
JohnChow: Yes, Canada is the biggest supplier of oil to the US. We’re your crack dealer and you can’t stop buying! http://ow.ly/qSS7 permalink
lancearmstrong: Dudes shouldn’t ever type “:-)” or any version of it. Fellas, can we make that deal right now? permalink
jaypiddy: So on #Foursquare if another dude becomes the mayor of your house you may want to talk things out with your significant other. Just saying.. permalink
patphelan: wow. T-mobile have confirmed they are increasing their roaming charges by over 50% outside EU http://bit.ly/E9o3x permalink
greglinch: @mathewi @lavrusik How much longer will we cont to equate a generalization of type/quality of work with a medium? Bloggers, newspapers, etc. permalink
popkinfiles: The David Bowie of dogs: http://twitpic.com/icsew permalink
michellegreer: what say you, peeps? in the case of kanye west, is all press good press? http://bit.ly/1LpHj permalink
badbanana: Anyone else concerned that celebrities are dying off faster than American Idol can create them? permalink
mostlylisa: MIT Students built a $150 Space Camera & captured some amazing shots: http://bit.ly/spacecam permalink
darkmotion: Actual audio of Obama calling Kanye a jackass : http://bit.ly/16mqkl permalink
Scobleizer: Hah Mint investor @jeff is having such a great day that @god was hanging out with him. (Actually true) permalink
buzzbishop: Dear cyclists. Put on a farking helmet. Dear smokers. Quit or die. #englishbay permalink
andyroddick: am finding out that i won the heineken star award today…. i had no idea, but appreciate the gesture…. thanks! permalink
ev: Adult faces look giant after you stare at a baby for a while. permalink
sween: Listen: “For better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health.” I never said you can eat pepperoni off my pizza. NEVER. permalink
copyblogger: Twitter is a great way to test jokes, and an even better way to discover you don’t have a career in telling jokes. permalink
jimpick: When I wasn’t looking, LinkedIn turned into a Twitter clone. Disturbing trend. permalink
Richard_Dawkins: “We’re All Genetic Mutants, Research Finds” ~ http://is.gd/2ZGXs permalink
cheeky_geeky: East coast meteorologists haven’t been this popular in months. permalink
parislemon: my question: will talk of gmail going down bring down twitter? permalink
pumpkinshirt: Disney buying Marvel? Can’t wait for “X-Men: Princesses.” http://bit.ly/P4KDF #disney #marvel #comics permalink
JohnChow: Withdrew $300 from bank. $100 for me $200 for wife. She say that is an equal division. permalink
garyvee: FUCK LUCK! permalink
