mashable: Twitter Declared Most Popular English Word of 2009 - http://bit.ly/8whzpt permalink
Tweets under ‘Winners’
nerdist: Starbucks=living room of strangers. Big leather chairs, a rug, end tables…no one’s talking…onsecondthought, just like a real family. permalink
newsycombinator: Climate change cover-up? You better believe it http://bit.ly/5PpScM permalink
jeffjarvis: Gasp! Tiger Woods doesn’t drive a Buick? permalink
hotdogsladies: At a loss for gratitude? Consider that you have a computer, web access, and the freedom to say ANYTHING you want. Then, maybe try again. permalink
mathewi: woo-hoo! RT @arrington: It’s almost Thanksgiving, so I’m calling a ceasefire with Canada for 48 hours. Tim Horton’s and poutine on me! permalink
sacca: I hope some AT&T executive is sending their kid to a great college with all of the money I just paid in int’l data roaming. permalink
chrisbrogan: Queen Elizabeth has invited Lady Gaga to perform for her. I need to aim higher. permalink
ravenme: Rotten Tomatoes rates New Moon 29/100. LOL. That’s worse than 2012. How is that even possible?! permalink
davemorin: I’m on a United flight to NYC talking to friends on a Virgin flight to NYC via Wifi on both planes. Hello from the future. permalink
MeetingBoy: Someone is in my office requesting work at 4:58 on Friday. I have a question. How do I dispose of the body? permalink
parislemon: Nothing is happening, actually. permalink
lukeinvan: Son: “Goodnight Daddy. I love You” Me: “I love you too” Son: “I was talking to the TV” permalink
TheBloggess: Awesome. I threaten twitter and within minutes it’s fixed. DEAR TWITTER: PAY MY CABLE BILL IMMEDIATELY. permalink
badbanana: Obama says he doesn’t tweet because his thumbs are too clumsy. Which is a polite way of saying he has a real job. permalink
gmc: I posted this photo a few days ago, and its already got 110,000 stumbles… crazy! http://su.pr/5diI5l permalink
1938media: @garyvee happy birthday you mental case. Health and love. permalink
DaveAtFight: Fuji Water should be bottler of choice for moon water. After all they already ship their water thousands of miles.. #notgreen #drinktap permalink
Alyssa_Milano: Take 1 minutes & 48 seconds out of your day to watch this amazing video: http://bit.ly/3Es0kQ (via @UnckyJeff) permalink
chrisbreikss: My grandfather was taken away in WWII and didn’t come back. My grandmother, alone and pregnant, fled to Canada. She’s 91 and I’m here. permalink
JoshShipp: Feeling sorry for yourself is like Googling yourself. No one should ever do it, but once you start..it’s hard to stop. permalink
lancearmstrong: RT @LIVESTRONG: RT @twestival: It’s our friend @drew’s birthday. To celebrate, let’s each donate $1 to @livestrong by following @drewfromtv permalink
badbanana: Bloomberg just paid $75 million to be mayor of everything on @foursquare. permalink
ajkeen: Trying to explain murderous rage on CNN as a soundtrack to airline travel. No wonder we all wear ipods. permalink
sacca: Stoked to rock Vegas with @biz and watch him blow all the hard-earned dollars you guys pay to use Twitter… wait, never mind. permalink
johnbiehler: We’re not going to die from H1N1…we’re all going to die from Purell poisoning. permalink
shitmydadsays: “Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.” permalink
donttrythis: I’m totally blown away by this: http://bit.ly/13lVdp Eric Testroete is an awesome 3d artist. This picture is crazy! http://bit.ly/1q2EMm permalink
FakeMichaelBay: Why do men carry umbrellas? First, if its raining outside, take off your shirt. Second, scream and groan with a force not heard in nature. permalink
Jesse: Something to consider: the Twitter lists you are on are *because* of your influence and reputation, not the cause of it. permalink
steverubel: There’s a quiet consensus among people I meet that Twitter has peaked. I agree as far as attracting new users but the fans will stay. permalink
bifnaked: Well, APPARENTLY, its not “polite” to ask someone if they are dressed as a prostitute for Halloween. Who knew? permalink
bhammerling: Always a party ender when a reality TV show camera crew shows up. permalink
diorabaird1: Being sick and trapped inside, but with access to twitter is like a porn addict being stranded on an island with Jenna Jameson. Awesome. permalink
StephenAtHome: turns out those northwest pilots were just on their laptops, no doubt playing microsoft cubicle simulator permalink
highsteph: please RT this: Hey @unitedairlines! could you please look a LITTLE harder for ALL of my parachute gear?! #aweekandcounting #notcheap permalink
oliviamunn: Dear Fancy NY Hotel: Why are your mini bar Doritos $20?! Im assuming the cheese dust was made from the breast milk of a Kennedy. Am I right? permalink
anildash: Other people teach their dogs to sit. I am trying to teach my dog to make the funk face when she hears a Stevie Wonder song. permalink
brianleroux: The only thing that is difficult about this economy is listening to people use it to excuse their mediocrity. permalink
chamillionaire: Ok since tmobile stole all my contacts I’ll give this away today to a person that feels sorry for them. http://twitpic.com/len9m permalink
