August 22, 2011
big_picture: Libya on the brink of change http://t.co/dKbBInx #photojournalsim permalink
lukec: Home refrigeration is killing the ice industry! permalink
dwineman: There should be a reality show where the contestants produce sitcoms, just so everyone can say "I didn’t come here to make Friends." permalink
AlisonAgosti: Do moms know about Feist? I think moms would really like Feist. Here, let’s all tell our moms about Feist and see what happens. permalink
zaksoup: @elliottcable @livejamie ohai. permalink
elliottcable: @zaksoup @livejamie dude, your fucking cat creeps me out permalink
AlisonAgosti: There is nothing more terrifying than a group of white men in shiny basketball shorts at dusk. permalink
zaksoup: @livejamie @elliottcable mrrrow permalink
pkedrosky: Surprisingly dull RT @newsycombinator: Marc Andreessen on Why Software is Eating the World http://j.mp/o6yIeE permalink
newsycombinator: The Greatest Customer Service Story Ever Told, Starring Mortons Steakhouse http://j.mp/q6oMzx permalink
August 19, 2011
keithmcarthur: Reply to my misdirected plea to stop eating my tomatoes RT: @raccoons: @keithmcarthur well stop growing delicious vegetables permalink
Earth911: Get your nerd on: #FF Earth911 Staff Edition! @joeydi @livejamie @tonyash @raquellee @do_bran_sky @amandawills @alexispetru @jenn_berry permalink
thesulk: Calling someone ‘one in a million’ in China means they aren’t that special. permalink
August 18, 2011
Jenn_Berry: Finally learning how to play pogs via @livejamie, who called me a poser for simply collecting them in 3rd grade. My childhood is complete. permalink
kim_higdon: "Retweet", "sexting", and "woot" were added to the OED today. Woot! Off to go send some sexts, please RT. http://t.co/gZf3sOv permalink
senderblock23: If you want me to check out mentally just tell me you have a boyfriend. permalink
yowhatsthehaps: My ear is itchy. Someone must be talking about my earwax problem. permalink
CcSteff: I’m confident your prayers will be every bit as effective as every prayer ever said. permalink
LePierre: When someone starts talking I’m all like "ugh I did NOT subscribe to this podcast." permalink
rodney_at_large: My hatred for white people can be traced back to the Macarena. permalink
inthefade: Is any candidate running on the "Ban Steely Dan from being played in restaurants" platform? permalink
jamiew: @travors also: mermaids permalink
travors: I have NO interest in scuba-diving. Risk the bends, drowning and death for the chance to look at some wet plants in a big puddle? No thanks. permalink
BestAt: RT @kellyoxford: How much would I have to pay Abercrombie and Fitch to stop clothing people altogether? permalink
gordonshumway: God help the person who tries to slip a serving of "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter" past Paula Deen. permalink
rodney_at_large: I just called my dog, ‘dog’. But I meant it in the brah sort of way and now it’s just awkward up in here. permalink
alieward: When I detach a bunch cords from my laptop, I like to rip them off frantically & say "C’MON!" like I’m helping it escape a hospital. permalink
pglyman: The ladies love it when we sign new clients http://t.co/DJMbFqF permalink
donni: I need to stop using humor as a crotch. permalink
IMGoph: @tommywells @capitolhilldc more bike racks needed on barracks row. Bike parking not meeting demand. permalink
dhh: "Alright, you caught us. We’re actually not making any money. In fact, we are really losing a lot of money.", http://t.co/BVUV6fZ [Harvard] permalink
baratunde: How @TheOnion Surpassed 3 Million Twitter Followers http://t.co/0i2uKum permalink
PaulyPeligroso: Puns aren’t funny. My dad died from a pun shot wound. permalink
yowhatsthehaps: Problem solving in 2011: Just throw some auto-tune on that shit. permalink
jengillen: Gettin’ my gym perv on. permalink
biorhythmist: Is butthole one word or two? Regardless, butt hole seems funnier, except when you deconstruct it like this. permalink
WadetoBlack: In related news, Pottery Barn pays that one black couple to stop using its apothecary table. permalink
donchiefnerd: All this time I thought that badger badger song was a recipe. permalink
