September 11, 2011
SG: "Twitter is the most important metric of attention… it measures not just consumption, but also interest." http://t.co/M8qt9jU permalink
August 31, 2011
sween: I thought you pronounced Bon Iver by just gazing wistfully at snow-covered woods and then sighing. permalink
toldorknown: No matter what the flyer says, a week having Powerpoints read to you in the conference room at La Quinta won’t earn you patents of nobility. permalink
August 29, 2011
traciAWESOME: "Sex-crazed man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pricey sex toy" Psh. Who hasn’t? http://t.co/4mrvk5x permalink
coreyhinds: If you are the narrowest part of a bottle through which liquids pass, you might be a bottleneck! permalink
August 25, 2011
onederlnd: For a good time, call DirecTV and ask them to put you on hold #pornmusic permalink
emersunn: Never smile around @markdudlik lest he take it the wrong way. permalink
nonlinearmind: Not even kidding: My therapist is in the same building I went to preschool in. I like to think it’s a coincidence. permalink
DougBenson: "Kiss me thru the phone" is a weird thing to say. Especially to someone who is in the same room. permalink
SlappNuttz: If the worst name that you can call me is "jackass", then we can’t be friends. permalink
Lilykily: According to my husband, our new safe word is, "Love you, Annette!"
Kinky. permalink
benmarvin: If violence is wrong, why do we encourage beating cancer? permalink
aedison: Get him tipsy, and Bruce starts to talk about how "criminals need to stop listening to all that rap" and Alfred gets really uncomfortable. permalink
scottsimpson: First guy with a "Hard Rock Cafe: Tripoli" shirt gets to build the restaurant, right? permalink
PaulyPeligroso: I’d rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on. permalink
sethmeyers21: If you ever want to take stock of how many dear, sarcastic friends you have, accidentally tweet a solitary "T." permalink
kolchak: @aedison Do you need hot air balloons? Or chinchillas? Because I don’t have either. permalink
kolchak: @aedison Do you need hot air balloons? Or chinchillas? Because I don’t have either. permalink
marcprecipice: Holy crap. This WSJ compilation of Steve Jobs’ Best Quotes has got to be the best such thing ever compiled: http://t.co/bCbVNDS permalink
WadetoBlack: I don’t want to kick the guy while he’s down, but Gadhafi’s scrapbooking skills are atrocious. permalink
August 24, 2011
JonathanDeamer: @livejamie That’s the adult equivalent of Mortal Kombat’s "flawless victory" screen. permalink
August 23, 2011
Aimee_B_Loved: Where’s Alan Jackson with his "Where Were You When The World Kinda Shook A Bit" tribute song? permalink
inthefade: OH GOD THEY ARE LOOTING THE MCDONALD’S. IT’S ANARCHY.
Oh, wait. That’s just two pigeons fighting over a McNugget. permalink
inthefade: I’m not sure what the looting protocol is. How long do we wait? permalink
Digeratii: That wasn’t an earthquake. The USA just typed the wrong password on its Mac. permalink
brian_sack: S&P downgrades earthquake to 3.5 permalink
_TomBrady: The plus side of using one of those unofficial cabs: Slightly cheaper fare.
The negative side: Being sold into underground sex trafficking. permalink
Clarko: The first person to invent a truly splashproof urinal will rule the world. Or, like, half of it. permalink
August 22, 2011
big_picture: Libya on the brink of change http://t.co/dKbBInx #photojournalsim permalink
lukec: Home refrigeration is killing the ice industry! permalink
dwineman: There should be a reality show where the contestants produce sitcoms, just so everyone can say "I didn’t come here to make Friends." permalink
AlisonAgosti: Do moms know about Feist? I think moms would really like Feist. Here, let’s all tell our moms about Feist and see what happens. permalink
zaksoup: @elliottcable @livejamie ohai. permalink
elliottcable: @zaksoup @livejamie dude, your fucking cat creeps me out permalink
AlisonAgosti: There is nothing more terrifying than a group of white men in shiny basketball shorts at dusk. permalink
zaksoup: @livejamie @elliottcable mrrrow permalink
pkedrosky: Surprisingly dull RT @newsycombinator: Marc Andreessen on Why Software is Eating the World http://j.mp/o6yIeE permalink
newsycombinator: The Greatest Customer Service Story Ever Told, Starring Mortons Steakhouse http://j.mp/q6oMzx permalink
August 19, 2011
keithmcarthur: Reply to my misdirected plea to stop eating my tomatoes RT: @raccoons: @keithmcarthur well stop growing delicious vegetables permalink
