March 7, 2010
dens: Funniest part of Zach Galifananis on SNL last night… http://flic.kr/p/7J48jb permalink
markevans: Facebook’s staying power has much to do with the fact older users tend to stick around rather than try new things http://nyti.ms/9NIXCt permalink
mathewi: I missed this at the time, but it is awesome — RT @Gartenberg: Still my favorite @engadget post EVER. http://bit.ly/b1pbrE permalink
DalaiLama: I believe that, fundamentally, human nature is positive, gentle; therefore, the non-violent way is the human way. permalink
al3x: I’m no hero. I’m just a dude who enjoys vacuuming. permalink
ConanOBrien: Sarah likes Twizzlers and craves cantaloupe. I like Raisinets, but melon feels creepy in my mouth. Twitter pals 4 eva! :) permalink
uncleweed: Video worth watching: "On Stage with Dan Mangan" http://ow.ly/1f5cQ via R3TV Episode #100 @cbcradio3 @danmanganmusic permalink
ev: Larry David to @biz: "You might be the only person here dressed worse than me." permalink
March 5, 2010
MikeyADHD: TODAY A DOCTOR CAME TO MY SCHOOL FOR CAREER DAY AND I GOT TO ASK HIM WHY HE WAS SO
FAT. permalink
mashable: New Version of Foursquare for iPhone Coming Soon [SCREENSHOTS] - http://bit.ly/9CPLpp permalink
phlezk: Sooo Alice in Wonderland in theaters = girls wear knee high socks? permalink
kolchak: Ever wonder what happened to Ludo from the movie "Labyrinth"? He works at the White Castle in Racine, Wisconsin. Mystery solved. permalink
Aimee_B_Loved: I have more followers than porn star Samantha Ryan and I didn’t even have to take a money shot! (SHUT UP! I DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT!) permalink
parislemon: Conan Finally Follows Someone On Twitter: A Random Woman Who Likes Peanut Butter. http://tcrn.ch/dvgRbH permalink
conanobrienswyf: Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss. permalink
TheWordShow: Just back from the BC Interior. Gorgeous scenery; rugged and spectacular - like Heidi Klum in Carhart overalls. permalink
ConanOBrien: I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change. permalink
ContemptSlots: Finished my satchel and it looks like a satchel, I tell you what. permalink
ericries: In a cab with @davemcclure communicating only by Twitter because "talking" is so homo sapiens permalink
ruthakers: In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea. permalink
enminiatura: Just as I think I’m back down to 99 problems, the bitch comes back. permalink
Rouxde: @nerdist Yo mama so stupid she thinks absolute zero is a diet vodka drink. # sciencesnaps permalink
HuffPostTech: Apple iPad Release Date DELAYED http://bit.ly/avaUoK permalink
cheeky_geeky: So much fun to play with: royalty-free crowd/audience sounds - http://is.gd/9KC3S permalink
tehawesome: There are a few steps to preparing a microwave burrito, but the most important one is to lower your standards. permalink
InSoOutSo: Part of me is still celebrating Black History Month. permalink
BoingBoing: Twitter’s ten-billion-and-one-th tweet http://bit.ly/cEbOSB permalink
SheSz_FUcINgBAD: DON’T U EVER permalink
March 4, 2010
natters1210: Thank you, @shesz_fucingbad for the 10,000,000,001th tweet. Also, fucing. permalink
blondediva11: I need to be touched. Guess I’ll go to the airport :( permalink
sween: What if Twitter… came to life?
Twitter: The Criterion Collection.
http://bit.ly/cI6QL1
(A @poeks & @sween production) permalink
MrBigFists: Understand, by accepting your friend request we enter into a non verbal agreement by which all our future interaction shall be non verbal. permalink
plaid_lemur: I bet America’s most popular dessert is actually another cheeseburger. permalink
adamisacson: Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me. permalink
igotyourcrazy: The phrase "Always look on the bright side" apparently was not meant for when you’re driving in traffic in direct sunlight sans sunglasses. permalink
blueyesbrunet: Pressing my boobs against the glass ceiling. permalink
conanobrienswyf: I thought the Bang Bus was a ride to a drum circle. After I got on, I realized I was very wrong. I made $50 and got a free tshirt though! permalink
kk: Dropping off 2 pairs of pants to be mended. Gowalla is making tedious errand running fun. — at M C Tailors & Cleaners http://gowal.la/s/3JJy permalink
angryoldcoot: Apparently, "Hello, Consultant Douche!" is considered an insult in the Consultant Douche community. permalink
