boonepickens: The first billion is a helluva lot harder RT @Drake: The first million is the hardest. permalink
Tweets from May, 2012
ryder_hesjedal: THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! permalink
levie: Reminder: today marks the last day you can buy a house in the Valley without having to rob a bank or start Instagram. permalink
BarackObama: "Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama permalink
RT @delaynamichelle I should clarify that by "everyone" I just mean Eddie, Ricky, and now Jeremy. I’m not a whore or anything. #twtotd permalink
invoker: Thanks, but rumors at this point. RT @abrams: congrats @invoker - Hootsuite Is Raising $50M/$500M Valuation http://t.co/NbDfYZIc permalink
FooGDave: Nickelback walks into a bar…there’s no punchline because ruining music isn’t funny. permalink
bryce: if someone started a blog called "Roaring into the Echo Chamber" this could totally be the first post:http://t.co/inyRtAoZ permalink
