gmarkham: "This is a politician’s dream photo op." Only because you cover it. #fuckingmedia permalink
Top tweets from March 29th, 2011
bramcohen: ‘Pivot’ is a euphemism for something which used to be considered so bad there wasn’t even a word for it. permalink
cdixon: Climbing the wrong hill http://bit.ly/dcUreZ permalink
engadget: Amazon Cloud Player goes live, streams music on your computer and Android http://engt.co/gnQFTE permalink
Mister_m00n: I once dated a girl named Bullwinkle. We had a rocky relationship. permalink
Balut: Your sundress does not go with your ripped angel wings tattoo. permalink
inthefade: Has anyone sent out GI Joe to find that cobra? permalink
M_Ahmadinejad: The Ayatollah is down and gorging himself on chelo kabab and khoresht again. Looks like the bathroom is going to be a no fly zone for awhile permalink
BestAt: RT @donni: "I have a dreamsicle!" -Martin Luther Kingsicle permalink
MissRFTC: You can tell a lot about a co-worker’s home life by the way they imitate their spouse’s voice. permalink
DRUNKHULK: REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! permalink
awryone: Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes unless they’re barefoot then judge harder because they’re obviously filthy hippies. permalink
UncleDynamite: There’s no better guarantee of quality than a burrito joint misspelling "burrito" on its’ sign. permalink
elbeard: The worst thing about being single is thinking about all the romantic comedies you’re missing. permalink
PaulyPeligroso: My girlfriend is the Fred Phelps of anal. permalink
robdelaney: The day McDonald’s started accepting credit cards was the day my life turned into a shit tornado that will end in murder. permalink
NotGalifianakis: I’m always giving my girlfriend orgasms. Mainly mine and mainly on her face. permalink
ckwinny: "Snake" is not fun to say. #liesaboutsnakes permalink
