badbanana: Was about to close six tabs in Firefox when my computer asked me if I really wanted to continue. Now pondering suicide. permalink
Tweets from November, 2010
RexHuppke: I don’t think Mike and Ike get enough credit for being the country’s first openly gay candy. permalink
Cexelia: So, the CDO joke I have heard a hundred times got RTed by @favstar100 … Why do we even bother? permalink
TheBosha: When a client wants something, a client wants it NOW, leading me to realize my dick thinks it’s a client. permalink
DuaneStorey: @tyfn I’m gonna tie an iPhone to a goat and then find it when it’s stolen. permalink
eddiepepitone: signs that things aren’t going well- 1) your pectoral implants are being recalled. 2) you are in a barbershop quintet. permalink
badbanana: Scientists have reversed aging in mice. If the procedure works on rats, chimps, and lawyers, there might be hope for humans. permalink
TechCrunch: Google Explains The ‘Hotpot’ Name: "It’s About Community" http://tcrn.ch/fSXYtQ by @jasonkincaid permalink
newsyc100: Seth Priebatsch: Get a life http://www.startupswami.com/2010/11/seth-priebatsch-get-life.html (http://bit.ly/fpnXcn) permalink
HuffPostTech: Zuckerberg is interviewing George W. Bush live! Watch it here: http://huff.to/fIa3Im permalink
nytimes: Iran’s Ahmadinejad dismissing #Wikileaks documents as American psychological warfare http://nyti.ms/f3Tjfi permalink
antderosa: Mark Zuckerberg isn’t so much interviewing George W. Bush as he is playing Chris Farley on The Chris Farley Show http://bit.ly/hJjGQ3 permalink
pkedrosky: Island for sale. Only one previous owner. 900bn euros, OBO. Currently bank-owned. http://bit.ly/hEllk2 permalink
SteveMartinToGo: Gazing out toward beautiful Central Park, wishing there was a window where I’m looking. permalink
HuffPostTech: BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists Trick Cells Into Switching Identities http://huff.to/fZZL8e permalink
big_picture: Rio’s drug war - http://b.globe.com/gj583u permalink
penmachine: Social Media Guru Tip of the Week(TM): Need traffic/comments? Simply develop a terminal disease and announce it on your blog! Ask me how! permalink
lbautist: I’M SO MAD I’LL WRITE A BLOGPOST ABOUT IT! permalink
doriantaylor: Dear Press: DDoS ≠ hacking. permalink
ckwinny: Nerds Aloft would be a nice name for an airline. permalink
lafix: At Will Smith’s house, "Parents Just Don’t Understand" comes on and his kids roll their eyes. It’s like recursive karma. permalink
evgenymorozov: WikiLeaks is what happens when the entire US government is forced to go through a full-body scanner permalink
yowhatsthehaps: Every time I find free wifi I get all Gollum up in here. "MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!" permalink
sween: Wife: "Don’t you think Yoda would be good in bed? He has the Force. It’s gotta be good for something. Don’t tweet that. It’s mine." permalink
rejecter: Almost everything I say can be appended with “she said, fondling her breasts.” permalink
TheBosha: You’re all going to hate me when this new WikiLeaks thing breaks, but diplomacy isn’t all dodgy plumbing and cocktail receptions. permalink
wazaroff: Everytime I burp, an angel grows a beard. permalink
TheNextWeb: How To: Build a private collaboration site on WordPress.com in 5 minutes http://tnw.to/175a4 by @trishussey on @TNWLifehacks permalink
fundrummerchick: Why is football on when Maury should be on? I’m very disappointed. permalink
MikeyADHD: THANKSGIVING IS A TIME TO LOOK AT WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT & BE THANKFUL IT’S AN IPHONE 4 AND NOT AN IPHONE 3 LIKE MY WHITE-TRASH PARENTS HAVE. permalink
markevans: Would you cut the cable cord? Seems like some people are doing it: http://bit.ly/fdTmDB permalink
Jalopnik: How to deep fry a turkey with an engine hoist: http://bit.ly/e2LDvM permalink
sween: American Thanksgiving: When Canadians are secretly jealous they’re not American. permalink
HuffPostTech: SAVING FACE: Facebook Close To Trademarking The Word ‘Face’ http://huff.to/hHf8Rt permalink
livejamie: Happy Kthxgiving permalink
msuster: My Thanksgiving day post on improving yourself by learning from losing http://bit.ly/fDiM9W permalink
jack: Great article on a site I can’t help but check out multiple times a day, @thefancy: http://bit.ly/euKdTk permalink
clapifyoulikeme: I imagine that being in Canada on Thanksgiving is like being in Israel on Christmas. Except I understand what people are saying. Kind of. permalink
kolchak: And now let us briefly take a break from our usual business of war crimes to enjoy a canned quasi-cranberry product. permalink
apelad: "Which one was Harry?" "That didn’t seem all that 3D." & "Voldemort, wizard yourself a nose." are some of the things I said after the movie. permalink
