pgib: OH: "I’m just going to tweet everything I overhear." permalink
Tweets from May, 2010
BPGlobalPR: Please help us with rebranding. We’re not calling it an "oil spill" anymore, now it’s a "Southern Fun Party". #bpcares permalink
BPGlobalPR: Just wrapped up a meeting with the EPA. Terry kept farting out loud at all the right moments. Not sure how he does it, but it’s SO FUNNY! permalink
northgeek: Boston.com’s The Big Picture: gorgeous photos, major fuckup RT @kk PHOTOS Oil reaches Louisiana shores http://bit.ly/9FaVn7 hey BP, fuck you permalink
kk: PHOTOS: Oil reaches Louisiana shores http://bit.ly/9FaVn7 hey BP, fuck you. permalink
kk: PHOTOS: Oil reaches Louisiana shores http://bit.ly/9FaVn7 hey BP, fuck you. permalink
ConanOBrien: Today I got my 1,000,000th Twitter follower! I am now in the realm of Gods like Ashton, Bieber, Mariah, and updates on new Dell products. permalink
HuffPostTech: REPORT: Users Wasted 4.8 MILLION Hours Playing Google’s Pacman Doodle http://huff.to/9hEM2h permalink
cmkl: Any complaints about a lack of PDF versions of press releases, you just send ‘em to me. I’m waiting. permalink
mashable: Twitter’s Ad Crackdown Alienates Developers… Again - http://bit.ly/biE7wa permalink
hotdogsladies: If the LOST guys redid The Bible, there’d be 3 Marys, a subplot about Job’s imaginary spaceship, and zero resolution on who Jesus’s Dad is. permalink
trammell: Have typed "participants" so many times today that the 42% of the word that is "pants" is making the rest of the word funny by osmosis. permalink
ConanOBrien: Please don’t tell me how "Lost" ended last night. I’m up to the part where they discover a hatch. permalink
rww: Google Reveals AdSense Revenue Shares for Content, Search-based Ads http://bit.ly/azxtjH permalink
sacca: No more cute phrases like "global warming". Let’s just admit that our carbon orgy gave the planet full-blown Weather AIDS. permalink
HuffPostTech: CHART: The Most Influential People On Twitter http://huff.to/drUPZU permalink
sucittaM: LOSTn’t permalink
jesus: 4 8 15 16 23 42 permalink
mickrogers: That victory was for Aldo Sassi. Never lose sight of the light at the end of the tunnel! permalink
rww: Facebook CEO: "I know we’ve made a bunch of mistakes" http://bit.ly/cBsbCl permalink
nytimes: The ‘Lost’ Finale: ‘The End’ Is Near http://nyti.ms/9CSLh7 permalink
snerko: Vodka.com URL sold for $3 million. Sex.com URL sold for $14 million. Slots.com URL sold for $5.5 million. I just bought VodkaSexSlots.com. permalink
MikeyADHD: MY DAD MUST BE COLD BECAUSE I JUST SAW HIM WEARING A TINY FUR COAT AROUND HIS TESTICLES. permalink
lurkey: An old friend just got engaged. YIKES! But upon inspection of his hot fiancee and his bald spot, I now understand. You gotta lock that down. permalink
parislemon: Too close for MacBook Pro, switched to iPad. #vx22 permalink
lancearmstrong: First ride after the face plant. 1.5 hrs easy on my city bike. Got passed by a lot of people. permalink
parislemon: My 2,000+ word post from last night on Google, Apple, and Lost http://tcrn.ch/9JaeXY permalink
HuffPostTech: iPhone Factory Suffers Its Ninth Suicide THIS YEAR http://huff.to/clBxaL permalink
BreakingNews: Thieves steal 5 pictures, including a Picasso, in France just two days after $124 million museum heist http://bit.ly/bglq2S permalink
jeffjarvis: I want my froyo permalink
jesus: Went through three cases of water. Pretty wasted right now. permalink
nytimes: Shut Out at Age 10, Federer Never Lost That Way Again http://nyti.ms/crP9Jd permalink
ConanOBrien: Today I finally meet Sarah Killen. It will be like Reagan meeting Gorbachev… If Gorbachev was a girl who liked Gummy Dinosaurs. permalink
kevinrose: wow, http://google.com, click ‘insert coin’ permalink
marissamayer: Has to be one of our best doodles ever! PacMan’s 30th anniversary - you can play the game on our logo! http://www.google.com permalink
sacca: It always stings a little bit when you realize your lawyer’s offices are beautiful and plush. permalink
nbloom: Greetings from the future (@ Outer Space) http://4sq.com/d9oiZn permalink
northgeek: Best World Cup ads of all time? - NorthGeek.com - http://bit.ly/ahfk6W permalink
lancearmstrong: Just when I thought I couldn’t get any uglier http://twitpic.com/1phpfe permalink
MikeyADHD: I BET THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT BEING A PIRATE IS ACCIDENTALLY WIPING YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR HOOK HAND. permalink
