scottsimpson: I feel sad for people with $500,000,000. They can only call themselves millionaires, and they’re still so far from being billionaires. permalink
Tweets from April, 2010
TheOnion: In Focus: Tornado Safety http://onion.com/byXurX permalink
TheOnion: Fan Incredibly Disappointed To Learn Player’s Favorite Book Is The Bible http://onion.com/9Ftqby permalink
FakeAPStylebook: Use "exhaustion" as a polite euphemism for when celebrities are really, really tired. permalink
DDDBU: Hey! Stop picking on @favstar. From what I’ve gathered most of you only work half the time too. permalink
essdogg: I really think my wife is overreacting to the fact that I taught the boy to call his pajamas "pajayjays." permalink
mktgdouchebag: Facebook is down today. Keep it down forever, and that’ll be something I "like." permalink
RobCottingham: My latest @rww cartoon: PowerPoint as pressure tactic. http://bit.ly/bQHKXq permalink
dwolfe56: Yvon Chouinard (founder, Patagonia) and the American Express Members Project - http://youtu.be/wlaYJhLylzw permalink
30sleeps: Best startup incubator in Vancouver? The Vancouver Public Library, hands down. permalink
badbanana: My daughter’s soccer team lost 13-0 today. Even Dennis Kucinich’s wife thought it was ugly. permalink
hotdogsladies: My Twitter Guide:
1. Be yourself
2. Try
3. Take breaks
4. Follow what you enjoy
5. Unfollow whatever tempts you to write a Twitter guide permalink
mattcutts: Best. Satire. Ever. You have to watch this video: http://goo.gl/IRZq Please retweet and share the #cleanternet :) permalink
mattcutts: This blog post is a great introduction to website hacking (so you can protect yourself): http://goo.gl/HPih permalink
mathewi: Conan O’Brien visits Twitter’s HQ and hilarity ensues — a photo gallery: http://is.gd/bGhxB permalink
cheeky_geeky: Why don’t airlines board planes from the windows toward the aisles? permalink
TechCrunch: Ditch the Biz Plan, Buy a Lottery Ticket - http://tcrn.ch/bZS69j by permalink
laughingsquid: - @foursquare just hit 1 million users! permalink
CollegeHumor: 3 horrible Facebook flirters: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1804343 permalink
photomatt: 2009 Aston Martin Vantage Roadster: http://wp.me/p4-dT permalink
al3x: There has never been a better time to not have a Facebook account. permalink
foursquare: Whoa, so we were getting 100 venues an hour signing up for @foursquare specials today. We. Have. Created. A. Monster. And we love it. permalink
iPhoneinCanada: haha: Women find men with iPhones more attractive: http://bit.ly/cnZZET permalink
sacca: We need 50 million bed nets. The World Bank just gave half! Let’s finish the job! Donate $10: http://bit.ly/aDaKVu permalink
paulboutin: tip @techmeme AAPL has finally passed MSFT in market cap. Only Exxon is bigger than Steve now. http://bit.ly/b7fuvG permalink
cdixon: Google should intro their own syndicated Like button and have Likes increase the URL’s rank. permalink
rww: How to Delete Facebook Applications (and Why You Should) http://bit.ly/anuYGt permalink
mathewi: new post at GigaOM: "Bootup Labs Founder: "I Made Mistakes. I Was Wrong." http://is.gd/bDyVk tip @techmeme permalink
kevinrose: digg dialog w/former president bill clinton is now live: http://digg.com/dialogg/bill_clinton_1 permalink
parislemon: Alternate title: Facebook Just Grabbed The Internet By The Balls. And Squeezed. http://tcrn.ch/90KJYf permalink
TechCrunch: I Think Facebook Just Seized Control Of The Internet - http://tcrn.ch/9YgYIH by @parislemon permalink
kevinrose: new diggnation episode w/@jimmyfallon! http://bit.ly/9ZUR4K permalink
mashable: Facebook Open Graph: What it Means for Privacy - http://bit.ly/bodW17 permalink
mashable: Hospital Outfits Staff with 100 iPads - http://bit.ly/dwE1rs permalink
HotelBiron: 4/20 and prosecco dude!!
50% off prosecco! bring your own 4/20. permalink
adventurevida: Think you know where the pot code "420" comes from? Are you SURE? The full story here: http://bit.ly/cDLtgK permalink
twitter: It seems ash clouds have feelings, too. Learn about them 1st hand from @theashcloud. #ashtag permalink
RobCottingham: Observed: a cereal billed as "fun" is really saying each bowl makes your kid’s last Halloween haul look like a month-long yogic cleanse permalink
jasonmustian: Losing followers like crazy. They’re just jokes people! Like your stupid lives. permalink
bedheadblonde: I think moths are really zombie butterflies. permalink
