mashable: HOW TO: Support Earth Hour With Social Media- http://bit.ly/aDiRXZ #earthhour permalink
Tweets from March, 2010
ConanOBrien: Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger. permalink
FakeAPStylebook: You know what? Fuck it, just add "’s" to everything. permalink
Remiel: Dear Twitter. Geo-data is cool, but what I really want is the option to enable a dog comically reacting to each of my tweets. permalink
RexHuppke: How to Train Your Dragon. Because all children’s movies should sound like euphemisms. permalink
RexHuppke: Dear Diary:
Day 3 under health care reform. Boringest. Armageddon. Ever.
Also, really getting sick of tea. permalink
RexHuppke: A new study shows that eating fast food makes us impatient and GOD THIS STUDY IS LONG. permalink
johncmayer: Any day you begin by singing out loud in bed while stretching shows big potential in being an awesome day. permalink
sween: I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don’t think the pee noises I’m making with my mouth are working. permalink
sacca: As I get older, I realize I spend less and less time in the barber’s chair. permalink
hotdogsladies: It’s not that San Fransisco doesn’t have seasons; it’s more that we get each season 2 or 3 times before lunch. permalink
shitmydadsays: "I didn’t say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." permalink
markevans: An open letter to Biz Stone about teasing us about business models on the horizon: http://bit.ly/bmY2Dr permalink
TheWordShow: The only cool Hummer is found, of course, in New York http://ow.ly/1rpkv permalink
badbanana: I’m predicting the next big hip hop fashion accessory: Thimbles. Gold thimbles. Worn on two or three fingers per hand. permalink
nep: How much longer will the "File" menu be called the "File" menu? 50%+ of my running apps don’t expose files to the user. permalink
BreakingNews: Woman accused of offering sex for tickets to World Series found not guilty of prostitution, guilty of attempted prostitution — philly.com permalink
jasonfried: REWORK reviewed at Slate (Thanks @fmanjoo): http://www.slate.com/id/2248881 permalink
MikeyADHD: MY FAVORITE PART OF GETTING MY HAIRCUT IS AT THE END WHEN THE BARBER TAKES OFF THE CAPE AND SEES THAT I DON’T HAVE MY PANTS ON. permalink
BoingBoing: How to make hot water freeze faster than cold http://bit.ly/9ElS6R permalink
nerdist: This girl will surely take home the gold in the nerdlympics: http://afx.cc/nerdgirl permalink
mikeberard: Photo: If only religion and the religious (and all of humanity) followed this one commandment. http://tumblr.com/xej7tqii5 permalink
mashable: Our most RT’d post right now: "Bush Wipes Hand on Clinton’s Shirt, Internet Goes Wild [VIDEO]" - http://bit.ly/a6fEXO permalink
parislemon: What Did The Location War Look Like At SXSW? Like This. http://tcrn.ch/d7KizZ permalink
parislemon: What Did The Location War Look Like At SXSW? Like This. http://tcrn.ch/d7KizZ permalink
NikiWithIssues: If I was horny I wouldn’t waste my time posting stupid pictures on tumblr. Trust me. permalink
FakeAPStylebook: Specify where someone obtained their honorary degree. Ex: Dr. Phil (Honorary; University of Winfrey) permalink
theduty: CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY!
that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious.
here, go start my car.
I’m gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee. permalink
behindyourback: They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, but I think that’s an inflated estimate. Try to sell in this economy- you’ll get 650 words, tops. permalink
TheBosha: For a minute there my DMs appeared in the timeline and I knew how Nixon felt. permalink
Scherzinfarkt: Wish, you were beer. permalink
iamnotdiddy: "G’night, dear."
"Daddy… I’m scared. There are monsters in the closet."
"No, son. That’s just Uncle Tim. And he’ll never come out." permalink
sween: I just had a chicken salad sandwich. It was just corn and oats. I don’t think chickens know what salad is. permalink
Girl11Eleven: Real Con Nut, Rectal Noun, Can Not Rule, Unclean Rot, A Cunt Loner.
Oh sorry, excuse the vulgarity. Just doing anagrams for Ann Coulter. permalink
TheWordShow: How To Be Radical, Vol.1 http://bit.ly/c3PMv8 permalink
kevinrose: The official Digg iPhone app has launched! http://digg.com/d31MYji permalink
lancearmstrong: I’m inspired RT @jbhager: How’s that for Livin Strong? http://yfrog.com/jb4zmj permalink
HuffPostTech: MUST-READ: 5 Rules for Dating in our Digital Universe (via @dailymarauder for @huffposttech): http://huff.to/b6s78O permalink
mashable: Digg for iPhone Vaults to #1 News App Worldwide - http://bit.ly/dv5vWO permalink
apelad: Live each day like you’re marked for deletion. permalink
