joestump: Currently deciding between shitting my pants or puking. #startuplife permalink
Tweets from March, 2010
eric_andersen: Oh, good. "The finger alone, detached from the body, will still not give access to the memory stick’s contents" http://j.mp/axiJVI permalink
GaryJBusey: Nobody knew that Ricky Martin was gay? He was in the group "Menudo" people! Menudo = Men-u-do. permalink
ConanOBrien: Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you
go back in time. permalink
sacca: @arrington yet, individually, we all suck, right? permalink
sivers: Wow. Amazing wisdom about writing: http://bighow.com/news/the-art-of-great-writing-60-writing-tips-from-6-alltime-great-writers permalink
jesus: I just ousted Dad as the Mayor of the world. permalink
lonelysandwich: At the box office, I’m gonna say "two tickets for Hot Tub" just like dads do. Dads love shortening movie titles. permalink
capricecrane: Do waiters still make those fancy ducks out of tinfoil or did I just stop getting invited to nice restaurants? permalink
coreyhinds: I didn’t know which hour Earth Hour was so I left all my lights on all day. Hope that helped. permalink
davio1962: My wife ruined another Law & Order episode for me and I wanted to kill her! But she probably would figure out it was me. permalink
JerryThomas: Watching the Paranormal Olympics. Because I’m only into sports that involve ectoplasm. permalink
sokeri: my answer to keeping in great shape is to do jumping jacks while the pigs in the blankets heat up in the microwave. I run in place for pizza permalink
essdogg: My wife always opens the blinds before I take a shower. I think she’s lobbying for a sympathy vote with the neighbors. permalink
Rickster_01: I’m going to cut back on my Sarah Jessica Parker jokes because lately I feel like I’ve been beating a dead horse. permalink
badbanana: BREAKING: Obama has made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. Still waiting for Biden to clarify how big a deal this is. permalink
mashable: Who Will Buy the iPad? [STATS] - http://bit.ly/cxqvIR permalink
cheeky_geeky: HOW TO: Know if a Silicon Valley billionaire is intimidated by you in a meeting - http://is.gd/b3Xjx (HT @timoreilly) permalink
ConanOBrien: And the Lord said "On the 7th day thou shall not tweet." And he did not. And it was good. permalink
fredwilson: How To Defend Your Reputation, my response to an excellent post on the same topic by @arrington http://bit.ly/9zD78a permalink
BreakingNews: Fire in Montreal kills four http://bit.ly/bdM4zY permalink
TheOnion: [audio] ‘Demography Today’ Magazine Targets Demographer Demographic http://onion.com/bHSxpD permalink
mashable: Chatroulette Piano Improv #2: Merton Returns [VIDEO] - http://bit.ly/bnrHbo permalink
badbanana: I’ve said it before. Earth Hour, Earth Hour and a Half, whatever it takes. permalink
jose602: "I’m Captain America. I remind Americans of the one thing they’ve forgotten: America." - @whbinder #torchphx #dcf permalink
BestAt: RT @SlappNuttz: I FOUND THE CLlTORIS!!! It’s on page 86 in this Dictionary… permalink
PunkRockie: You’re God Damn right I’m live tweeting the Kids’ Choice Awards. permalink
ivortossell: FEATURE REQUEST: When I vote down a newspaper-site comment, I want to see the comment explode and be consumed in flames. permalink
badbanana: Nothing beats the last 30 seconds of a close basketball game. They should just make all games 30 seconds long. permalink
parislemon: Am I in Super Mario Brothers? http://flic.kr/p/7NMboT permalink
dens: Note to self: the best time to remember that your suit is covered in whiskey & needs dry cleaning is NOT 25 mins before your friends wedding permalink
livejamie: "That’s what she said" to all past and future comments about my netbook permalink
sacca: This avalanche story drives home how real the danger is: http://bit.ly/9Qrttj (via @pkedrosky & @brady) permalink
mashable: iPad Sold Out - http://bit.ly/bN5gxv permalink
Miss604: Reminder: It’s #EarthHour tonight at 8:30pm. Shut off lights & appliances & save some power. permalink
outsidemagazine: Everest Climbers Arrive in Kathmandu. Can’t wait… http://bit.ly/ctJFpf http://bit.ly/911nz8 permalink
HuffPostTech: The 9 Most Controversial Sexting Scandals http://huff.to/dwJZIE permalink
cheeky_geeky: Sexual selection: Does modern medicine accidentally devalue masculinity? http://bit.ly/9fzvZo (HT @thedunlap) permalink
cheeky_geeky: How Microsoft Would Reinvent Apple Product Packaging - http://is.gd/b0Cww permalink
jeffjarvis: When Germans protest GOOG StreetView, they endanger the definition of public & that’s dangerous. http://bit.ly/cMnxoh permalink
