MikeyADHD: DIVORCE IS WHEN YOUR MOM AND DAD WANT TO BUY YOU TWICE AS MANY TOYS. permalink
Top tweets from March 30th, 2010
sacca: I drink caffeine only in those rare situations where I need to take it from a 10 to an 11. Unrelated: clutching a double mocha. #gameon permalink
lukeinvan: Fact: Your mom is not allergic to nuts. permalink
badbanana: After 20 years in advertising, my body has grown dependent on PowerPoint to fall asleep. permalink
sucittaM: Face down. Ass up. That’s the way I covertly sexually harass my yoga instructor. permalink
davegorum: Joe liked to debunk Snapple facts during lunch.
R.I.P. Joe. permalink
InSoOutSo: These Olympic mittens are starting to smell. Did Oprah say we can take them off? permalink
Boner_Stabone: What’s the big deal? Ricky Martin has been colliding large hard-ons for years.
See that? I made yesterday’s topic relevant today. permalink
outsidemagazine: Is an Everest climb technical? @alan_arnette has your answer. http://bit.ly/9mRxR5 #climbing #everest permalink
nerdist: An Swiss orgy of subnuclear particles erupt as the LHC ejaculates proton beams deep into its chamber: http://afx.cc/lhc permalink
