lonelysandwich: At the box office, I’m gonna say "two tickets for Hot Tub" just like dads do. Dads love shortening movie titles. permalink
Top tweets from March 28th, 2010
capricecrane: Do waiters still make those fancy ducks out of tinfoil or did I just stop getting invited to nice restaurants? permalink
coreyhinds: I didn’t know which hour Earth Hour was so I left all my lights on all day. Hope that helped. permalink
davio1962: My wife ruined another Law & Order episode for me and I wanted to kill her! But she probably would figure out it was me. permalink
JerryThomas: Watching the Paranormal Olympics. Because I’m only into sports that involve ectoplasm. permalink
sokeri: my answer to keeping in great shape is to do jumping jacks while the pigs in the blankets heat up in the microwave. I run in place for pizza permalink
essdogg: My wife always opens the blinds before I take a shower. I think she’s lobbying for a sympathy vote with the neighbors. permalink
Rickster_01: I’m going to cut back on my Sarah Jessica Parker jokes because lately I feel like I’ve been beating a dead horse. permalink
badbanana: BREAKING: Obama has made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. Still waiting for Biden to clarify how big a deal this is. permalink
mashable: Who Will Buy the iPad? [STATS] - http://bit.ly/cxqvIR permalink
cheeky_geeky: HOW TO: Know if a Silicon Valley billionaire is intimidated by you in a meeting - http://is.gd/b3Xjx (HT @timoreilly) permalink
ConanOBrien: And the Lord said "On the 7th day thou shall not tweet." And he did not. And it was good. permalink
fredwilson: How To Defend Your Reputation, my response to an excellent post on the same topic by @arrington http://bit.ly/9zD78a permalink
BreakingNews: Fire in Montreal kills four http://bit.ly/bdM4zY permalink
TheOnion: [audio] ‘Demography Today’ Magazine Targets Demographer Demographic http://onion.com/bHSxpD permalink
