ConanOBrien: Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger. permalink
Top tweets from March 26th, 2010
FakeAPStylebook: You know what? Fuck it, just add "’s" to everything. permalink
Remiel: Dear Twitter. Geo-data is cool, but what I really want is the option to enable a dog comically reacting to each of my tweets. permalink
RexHuppke: How to Train Your Dragon. Because all children’s movies should sound like euphemisms. permalink
RexHuppke: Dear Diary:
Day 3 under health care reform. Boringest. Armageddon. Ever.
Also, really getting sick of tea. permalink
RexHuppke: A new study shows that eating fast food makes us impatient and GOD THIS STUDY IS LONG. permalink
johncmayer: Any day you begin by singing out loud in bed while stretching shows big potential in being an awesome day. permalink
sween: I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don’t think the pee noises I’m making with my mouth are working. permalink
sacca: As I get older, I realize I spend less and less time in the barber’s chair. permalink
hotdogsladies: It’s not that San Fransisco doesn’t have seasons; it’s more that we get each season 2 or 3 times before lunch. permalink
shitmydadsays: "I didn’t say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." permalink
markevans: An open letter to Biz Stone about teasing us about business models on the horizon: http://bit.ly/bmY2Dr permalink
TheWordShow: The only cool Hummer is found, of course, in New York http://ow.ly/1rpkv permalink
badbanana: I’m predicting the next big hip hop fashion accessory: Thimbles. Gold thimbles. Worn on two or three fingers per hand. permalink
nep: How much longer will the "File" menu be called the "File" menu? 50%+ of my running apps don’t expose files to the user. permalink
