lonelysandwich: When I text "K.", I worry my amigos will think I’m asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible. permalink
Top tweets from March 14th, 2010
badbanana: Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model. permalink
Zaius13: Sometimes I awake with a sense of purpose, as though my life finally has direction. But it usually just turns out to be a pee pee boner. permalink
Spooky_Johnson: Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can’t stomach the idea of moving anything forward. permalink
sacca: iPhone spelling autocorrect just turned "eager to be involved" into "eager to be imbibed". Wow. It can see into the future. permalink
sleepndad: I actually spring forward twice each year. Once when we change to daylight savings time, and once when I get my prostate exam. permalink
mashable: Inside the New Digg: An Interview with CEO Jay Adelson - http://bit.ly/bm39PN permalink
pkedrosky: This Pi day stuff is for the mildly numerate. Waiting for Mole day (6:02am on 10/23), Fibonacci Day (1/12/2035), permalink
TechCrunch: India’s Rural Cell Movement: Can You Hear Me Now? - http://tcrn.ch/b0hsFo by @sarahcuda permalink
GPappalardo: The 7 year old just asked me if I had life insurance and if so how much. I’m definitely not eating those cookies she made me now. permalink
plaid_lemur: I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I’ve actually had sex with. permalink
BillMc7: Just bought Magnum XL condoms from the hottie at CVS. Got her number! It’s SO on! Now I just gotta go when she’s not working and buy smalls. permalink
dropdeadchris: That movie made a great nap. permalink
m1key_m00n: Mr. Clean died of ammonia in October, 2008. permalink
yowhatsthehaps: I went to wash my hands and there was a cat in the sink. NOWHERE IS SAFE. permalink
Miss_Cook: This night might be better if the bar I’m sitting at wasn’t also my kitchen counter. permalink
badbanana: The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now. permalink
