goldengateblond: Saw a guy today with a t-shirt that said Jesus Is My Health Insurance.
Okay, but I don’t think Blue Cross means what he thinks it means. permalink
Top tweets from March 13th, 2010
TheBosha: My 17 year-old just described a downtown passerby as a "sketchy trench coat Jesus." Paternity test canceled. permalink
KnowShit: Just won a heated argument with my wife by blowing things into proportion. permalink
biorhythmist: We’ve been driving for an hour. I don’t think he knows where the conference center is. Watch out for these Dallas cabbies, folks! #sxsw permalink
sween: New supervillain: Dr. Slacks. If you like slacks, he hides them. If you don’t like them, he puts them on you. It’s win-win for Dr. Slacks. permalink
badbanana: Somebody should remake Cop Out, except as a comedy. permalink
sucittaM: I no longer have any interest in boobs or reverse psychology. permalink
NikiWithIssues: According to my t-shirt I’m freezing. permalink
bestgirlbetty: I hate to sound ungrateful, but I wish Susan B. Anthony had also fought for me to not have to go to baby showers. permalink
GPappalardo: The neighbors woke the baby. And oh, look, their car is rolling down the street on fire. permalink
rww: Universal Check-in App Confirmed: Brightkite’s Stealth Service http://bit.ly/9OvK9f permalink
venturehacks: The only reason investors say ‘no’ is because you haven’t figured out how to get far enough on your own. permalink
WhistlerBlckcmb: Did you know? There are 3 main categories in Para-Alpine skiing competition: Visually impaired, Standing and Sitting. #whistler30 permalink
jack: Twitter’s 4th birthday is next Sunday (21st): http://twitter.com/jack/status/29 permalink
outsidemagazine: The Top 10 Outside Magazine Photos Ever* Tell us what you think… http://bit.ly/ar3nGr #photography #adventure permalink
sacca: Leaving SXSW for 24 hours in SF, then coming right back. Al Gore should consider this Tweet a free pass to punch me in the mouth. permalink
mathewi: Apple edges past Wal-Mart in market value to become the third most valuable company in the U.S.: http://bit.ly/9JWjGl permalink
paulocoelho: Don’t ask permission. If it doesn’t work, you can apologize later. permalink
BreakingNews: 92-year-old woman is charged with murdering her 98-year-old husband in Sydney, Australia http://bit.ly/bLcEhi permalink
SlappNuttz: I can guarantee my boss will never ask me "What’s up YOUR ass?" again.
The look on his face when those anal beads came out, was priceless! permalink
