MikeyADHD: TODAY A DOCTOR CAME TO MY SCHOOL FOR CAREER DAY AND I GOT TO ASK HIM WHY HE WAS SO
FAT. permalink
Top tweets from March 5th, 2010
mashable: New Version of Foursquare for iPhone Coming Soon [SCREENSHOTS] - http://bit.ly/9CPLpp permalink
phlezk: Sooo Alice in Wonderland in theaters = girls wear knee high socks? permalink
kolchak: Ever wonder what happened to Ludo from the movie "Labyrinth"? He works at the White Castle in Racine, Wisconsin. Mystery solved. permalink
Aimee_B_Loved: I have more followers than porn star Samantha Ryan and I didn’t even have to take a money shot! (SHUT UP! I DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT!) permalink
parislemon: Conan Finally Follows Someone On Twitter: A Random Woman Who Likes Peanut Butter. http://tcrn.ch/dvgRbH permalink
conanobrienswyf: Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss. permalink
TheWordShow: Just back from the BC Interior. Gorgeous scenery; rugged and spectacular - like Heidi Klum in Carhart overalls. permalink
ConanOBrien: I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change. permalink
ContemptSlots: Finished my satchel and it looks like a satchel, I tell you what. permalink
ericries: In a cab with @davemcclure communicating only by Twitter because "talking" is so homo sapiens permalink
ruthakers: In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea. permalink
enminiatura: Just as I think I’m back down to 99 problems, the bitch comes back. permalink
Rouxde: @nerdist Yo mama so stupid she thinks absolute zero is a diet vodka drink. # sciencesnaps permalink
HuffPostTech: Apple iPad Release Date DELAYED http://bit.ly/avaUoK permalink
cheeky_geeky: So much fun to play with: royalty-free crowd/audience sounds - http://is.gd/9KC3S permalink
tehawesome: There are a few steps to preparing a microwave burrito, but the most important one is to lower your standards. permalink
InSoOutSo: Part of me is still celebrating Black History Month. permalink
BoingBoing: Twitter’s ten-billion-and-one-th tweet http://bit.ly/cEbOSB permalink
SheSz_FUcINgBAD: DON’T U EVER permalink
