natters1210: Thank you, @shesz_fucingbad for the 10,000,000,001th tweet. Also, fucing. permalink
Top tweets from March 4th, 2010
blondediva11: I need to be touched. Guess I’ll go to the airport :( permalink
sween: What if Twitter… came to life?
Twitter: The Criterion Collection.
http://bit.ly/cI6QL1
(A @poeks & @sween production) permalink
MrBigFists: Understand, by accepting your friend request we enter into a non verbal agreement by which all our future interaction shall be non verbal. permalink
plaid_lemur: I bet America’s most popular dessert is actually another cheeseburger. permalink
adamisacson: Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me. permalink
igotyourcrazy: The phrase "Always look on the bright side" apparently was not meant for when you’re driving in traffic in direct sunlight sans sunglasses. permalink
blueyesbrunet: Pressing my boobs against the glass ceiling. permalink
conanobrienswyf: I thought the Bang Bus was a ride to a drum circle. After I got on, I realized I was very wrong. I made $50 and got a free tshirt though! permalink
kk: Dropping off 2 pairs of pants to be mended. Gowalla is making tedious errand running fun. — at M C Tailors & Cleaners http://gowal.la/s/3JJy permalink
angryoldcoot: Apparently, "Hello, Consultant Douche!" is considered an insult in the Consultant Douche community. permalink
badbanana: The secret to getting out of most any meeting is to stand up and walk away. permalink
kolchak: Have your people get in touch with my people. My people love to be touched. permalink
badbanana: The secret to getting out of most any meeting is to stand up and walk away. permalink
androo: Chinese Astronauts drink Wu-Tang. permalink
RickAfterDark: In 50 years, kids will read in history books about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and they’ll be like, "You’re shitting me, right?" permalink
OFeelYah: "Wag more bark less" is the stupidest saying I’ve ever heard. First of all, dogs can’t read. permalink
MiltonFive: Fired from my 5th job I came to realize the problem wasn’t "THEM" but rather my attitude towards authority - & fried chicken. permalink
CobraCommander: Woke up with a big case of "morning scepter". Must have been dreaming about the Baroness again. permalink
VANobserver: @ davegan’s commentary on how the Olympics changed Vancouver for the better. #VO2010 #Olympics http://ow.ly/1eeiI permalink
rww: Can We Kick Our Keyboard Addiction by 2013? http://bit.ly/cneEWy permalink
mathewi: after a long period of drought, Canada’s VC market seems to be warming up a bit, judging by some recent news: http://is.gd/9Ghpa permalink
mashable: Our top story this morning: "Google: Desktops Will Be Irrelevant in Three Years’ Time" - http://bit.ly/aGC23n permalink
MikeyADHD: I’M NOT STUPID, IF A STRANGER ASKS TO GIVE ME A RIDE I AM DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GO WITH HIM UNLESS HE REALLY HAS A PUPPY. permalink
HuffPostTech: WATCH: The Geekiest Wedding Invitation EVER Turns Guests Into Gamers http://bit.ly/ds99F9 permalink
cheeky_geeky: Fact: Vancouver officials stocked the Olympic Village with 100,000 condoms (14 each), because in Sydney they ran out of their 70,000. permalink
ConanOBrien: This morning I applied for a job at Home Depot, but they couldn’t find an apron big enough to fit over my head. Tomorrow: Staples. permalink
VANobserver: Something Quick and Intense for Short Track Star Francois-Louis Tremblay #VO2010 #Olymipcs #food http://ow.ly/1eeB1 permalink
