sucittaM: The bone in your butt is called the Coccyx. Kinda gay. permalink
Top tweets from March 3rd, 2010
blueyesbrunet: I’m off to the gym I don’t know why I still have a trainer. Basically, I’m paying a guy to stare at my camel toe. permalink
tj: I got at least 13" inches of happiness of our that $5 footlong. permalink
badbanana: For the record: a computer on its deathbed just wishes it could keep working. Family means nothing to these bastards. permalink
Rachelskirts: This is my iPhone. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Also, Birdhouse. permalink
molls: Don’t be weird about this, but girl, your dad’s got some DSLs… permalink
NikiWithIssues: Hey God, I found that mistake you made 35 years ago. He’s in my trunk but don’t worry, he’ll be there soon. permalink
Zaius13: It’s hard to believe, but apparently everyone on this bus is unsusceptible to the magic of my love making gloves. permalink
badbanana: If I’m not mistaken, Saint Patrick is famous for driving the snakes out of Ireland and into law school. permalink
conanobrienswyf: Some people told me the "I’d rather be blowing you" sticker I got for my leaf blower was a dumb idea. But its such a conversation starter! permalink
luckyshirt: You may not know this about me, but I can kill a man with a paperclip.
And by "a man", I mean "my productivity".
Look, I made another S. permalink
adventurevida: Powder skiers & boarders! Here’s the new snow test that could save your life from an avalanche. http://bit.ly/9MS9jb permalink
mattcutts: Sad @al3x is on blogging hiatus: http://goo.gl/wZCl His post on Ubuntu/Android vs. MacOS/iPhone rocked: http://goo.gl/1mx8 permalink
sween: I’d like to name my first child Something Something. permalink
HuffPostTech: China To Launch First Module Of Its Space Base http://bit.ly/awruFd permalink
Jessabelle2o7: My bra smells like burnt popcorn. No joke; just the facts here, people. permalink
jainz57: I don’t think Ke$ha’s ever seen Mick Jagger. permalink
JezebelTheGreat: Apparently a "pet" and a "submissive" are two different things to the good people at PetSmart…even if he IS on a leash. permalink
MikeyADHD: AUNT STEPHANIE HAS A PICTURE OF A BABY INSIDE HER BELLY THAT SHE THINKS IS A BOY BUT I KNOW IT’S A SEAHORSE HOLDING A CHICKEN NUGGET. permalink
sacca: Free advice: Don’t listen to Feist’s song "1,2,3,4" while trying to get your taxes done. permalink
