marklisanti: Team USA goalie Ryan Miller unveils new helmet: Bruce Springsteen holding aloft the decapitated heads of Bryan Adams and Celine Dion. Nice. permalink
Top tweets from February 28th, 2010
BrilliantOrange: Olympic Hockey is a nice break from the remaining 9,000 games left on the NHL schedule, though. permalink
RickAfterDark: Somewhere today, Emilio Estevez is praying this game will lead to a career resurgence. permalink
bootuplabs: Post: Invest in Bootup Labs Fund II. Learn more at VANTEC on Tuesday http://goo.gl/fb/AdPG permalink
stephenhui: Video of pirate flash mob near Canada Place in Vancouver http://j.mp/91xXNJ #olympics #van2010 permalink
stephenhui: Dan Wetzel: Why figure skating is not a sport http://bit.ly/bYCo3P "Ugly people can win a sport" #van2010 permalink
badbanana: Slept well last night. Meaning I woke up at the bottom of a well. Not sure how I got down here. permalink
TechCrunch: How We Hate NBC’s Olympics Coverage: A Statistical Breakdown - http://tcrn.ch/9fkGFQ by @erickschonfeld permalink
BestAt: RT @Petherwin: We Cornish are an ugly people. We’re so ugly that when the Vikings came, they only pillaged. permalink
goldengateblond: I feel sorry for that Justin Bieber kid. Why did her parents give her a boy’s name? permalink
sucittaM: *Tagging myself on girls butts in their facebook pictures* permalink
gordonshumway: Two Duraflame logs. A box of Milk Bones. A bottle of Astroglide. Try to figure me out, Walgreens cashier. Just try. permalink
Mike_FTW: Hey, what time tomorrow is NBC showing today’s US/Canada hockey game? permalink
Petherwin: We Cornish are an ugly people. We’re so ugly that when the Vikings came, they only pillaged. permalink
bytErrant: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Farmville. permalink
Trick_or_tweet: I’m glad the Tsunami was delayed & cancelled. I didn’t know Southwest flew there, but I hope nobody lost their bags. permalink
ImAwake2: It’s 1 A.M. The cows haven’t come home yet but they did leave a voicemail saying they were having car trouble. permalink
Moltz: Tsunami reaches the moon in 30 minutes. So sad. The moon people are completely unprepared for this. permalink
iamnotdiddy: Has anyone ever actually seen Barbara Walters and Mickey Rourke in the same place at the same time? permalink
hotdogsladies: I’m not gonna lie to you; I’d try way harder to make it to the toilet if I knew I was getting a sticker. permalink
ruthakers: If you’d have told me 10 years ago I’d be at home with 4 kids watching Dora on a Saturday night; I’d have said:
OMG?
I had sex?
FOUR TIMES?! permalink
Trick_or_tweet: If somebody tells me I’m going flat when I sing, I prove them wrong by flashing my boobs. permalink
Mike_FTW: CNN is running a spot called “Why Tsumanis are Dangerous”. They should follow it with a spot on “Why Journalism Is Dead”. permalink
MrBigFists: Here’s hoping that the wave headed towards Hawaii is only as big as Google’s. permalink
scottsimpson: A reminder: today is Call Your Canadian Pal and Just Catch Up On Your Lives and Stuff Day. Canadians prefer you call in the early afternoon. permalink
DoucheLarue: tim tebow’s best combine event: not aborting babies. permalink
gregeh: We’re going to have an entire city drunk by 1pm. #van2010 permalink
