apelad: I didn’t see the Lauer-Costas kiss coming. What a finale! permalink
Top tweets from February 12th, 2010
viawesome: Vancouver is not awesome because the Olympic Games are here, the Olympic Games are here because Vancouver is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! permalink
sween: Ok, folks. Good work. Stretch and drink plenty of water. [Pats each of your bums as you hit the showers.] permalink
ange_black: @rsmallbone GRETZILLA!!! permalink
rsmallbone: Now Gretzky goes nuts and just starts setting buildings on fire. permalink
rsmallbone: Now Gretzky goes nuts and just starts setting buildings on fire. permalink
livejamie: "…and thanks to Jay Leno for not making NBC cancel these ceremonies." permalink
Adrianchen: Can’t believe someone died doing the luge at the Olympics. Wait, no. I definitely can. permalink
ange_black: Shhhhhh. The little girl from the commercial that plays every five minutes in Canada is singing again. permalink
giromide: Wayne Gretsky’s path in Vancouver will take him through night filming of two Sci-Fi and three USA series. permalink
yodelmachine: Shaun White totally copied that opera lady’s hair permalink
yodelmachine: See? Told you he runs like a dork. permalink
ianb: Welcome to the Lip Sync Olympics. At least KD Lang did Canada proud by performing live. permalink
ange_black: Dear Twitter friends: You’re absolutely fucking killing it tonight. Hilarious. permalink
sween: Do *you* have a 20-meter high LED-covered polar bear puppet? Then shut up. permalink
sween: And there’s my Canadian mortification. Right on cue. permalink
ange_black: I AM *SO* SORRY. permalink
chriscavs: this has been the greatest Twitter commentary for an athletic event I’ve seen yet! permalink
Beef_Tongue: K. D. Lang is totally getting some pussy tonight. permalink
saynomorgan: OH: "Who doesn’t like old white people?" "Young black people." (@gretchenlarsen) permalink
adamisacson: Don’t know what the French guy said, but I heard "fromage" like 6 times. So he likes cheese. permalink
giromide: And now, Kyle MacLachlan sings that one song from Shrek. permalink
rejecter: @obxlaw People who live in igloos or Canada shouldn’t throw snowballs. permalink
drunkjaysfans: Leonard Cohen looks like shit!!! permalink
DoucheLarue: BRING ON THE CURLING MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! WHOOOOO!!!! #olympics permalink
adamisacson: After those opening ceremonies, I’m afraid I’ve lost my enthusiasm for single-payer healthcare. I still like syrup, though. permalink
obxlaw: They cancelled Jay Leno for this? permalink
joeschmidt: It’s pretty amazing once you realize that the guy giving this speech is made completely out of ice. permalink
blondediva11: Next- the Tim Horton’s coffee dance. permalink
therealcherilyn: dood, i hope kanye’s not there. permalink
obxlaw: If I said "zed" I would just get my ass kicked. permalink
expat_erin: Somewhere a D&D game is missing it’s Dungeonmaster. permalink
emzbulletproof: I need to find this fucker on Twitter. permalink
therealcherilyn: zed’s dead, baby.. zed’s dead. permalink
ange_black: This guy gets less sex than I do. permalink
sween: SLAM POETRY?! THAT’S IT WORLD. MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME. WE WIN EVERYTHING. permalink
mykey_moon: Didn’t Pink already do this routine? permalink
obxlaw: I’m pretty sure that skiing while hooked to wires isn’t allowed by the rules. permalink
ange_black: During the commercials the Canadian Twitterers are talking about you behind your back. permalink
kellydeal: IT’S ARETHA FRANKLIN’S HAT permalink
