fireland: Got my Christmas shopping done early! It’s easy when the only thing the kids ask for is one moment of respite from all my goddamn bullshit. permalink
Top tweets from December 3rd, 2009
MrBigFists: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows you keep an extra key under the back mat and Fridays you work late. permalink
baileygenine: Sometimes I eat a lot of cheese, and other times I eat a lot of cheese but don’t tell you because it’s my secret cheese eating time. permalink
aedison: Hey clouds — why so cirrus? permalink
gordonshumway: The fact that I just stained my running shoes with Hershey syrup should tell you everything you need to know about my current fitness level. permalink
FriedWords: I’m worried cuz a coworker has incriminating nude photos of me. She’s threatened to use them against me if I don’t stop sending them to her. permalink
StephenAtHome: Tiger needs to buckle down & find that “one” special person to spend the rest of his life cheating on his wife with permalink
davewiner: OH the new RT is the blueprint for Twitter’s upcoming ad model barf permalink
sara: @ev just has had first puking accident while flying @miles through the air. permalink
Zaius13: I was escorted out of the funeral before I was done high fiving everyone. permalink
shitmydadsays: "I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." permalink
steephill: If someone has a "Verified Account" #Twitter account (ie under their name) then they shouldn’t be allowed to hire people to post for them permalink
dzabriskie: Harassing a bicycle rider is like trying to stop someone from recycling. permalink
sarahloewen: Jury still out on suspect who softly kills victims with his song. RT @RobCottingham: DNA evidence clears video in 1979 slaying of radio star permalink
badbanana: When I die, I want my body donated to political science. That department won’t know what to do with it. Hilarious. permalink
rsarver: Finally have an alarm installed. If the robbers follow me on Twitter they are now warned permalink
jbruin: Find Your Digital Twin on Facebook - http://bit.ly/5LaiOz permalink
cheeky_geeky: Random idea: The MelBourne Identity (maybe for Mel Brooks?) permalink
jess: As a former college athlete, I’m continually amazed at how often the demands and lessons of competitive sports are relevant at work. permalink
mattcutts: Google launches Public DNS: http://bit.ly/5jvRrq Set your DNS server to 8.8.8.8 and you’ll get faster/safer DNS resolution. permalink
google: Eric Schmidt’s op-ed in today’s @wsj on how Google can help newspapers: http://bit.ly/6uJ7EE permalink
Lifehacker: Lifehacker’s 2009 Gift Guide, for the Lifehacker-Type in Your Life http://lifehacker.com/5418076/ #giftgiving #stuffwelike permalink
MeetingBoy: "Some people are so passive-aggressive," I say from my anonymous internet account. permalink
gruber: Does anyone seriously believe that if Silverlight gained serious traction that Microsoft would not fuck over every platform but Windows? permalink
