MeetingBoy: Someone is in my office requesting work at 4:58 on Friday. I have a question. How do I dispose of the body? permalink
Tweets from November, 2009
FakeAPStylebook: Commas are probably the most misunderstood of all punctuation. They frequently dress in black, listen to sad music, and cut themselves. permalink
badbanana: I have the complete works of Shakespeare on my iPhone so I can ignore it wherever I go. permalink
adventurevida: YouTube ukulele god Jake Shimabukuro plays, chats for Adventure Life interview. Check out his Bohemian Rhapsody! http://tinyurl.com/yh2bzj8 permalink
sween: If I was a kid right now, my wife would be in a lot of trouble. permalink
bmorrissey: maybe vibrams will be the breakout product this xmas. challenge: people calling them ‘crazy monkey shoes.’ http://is.gd/4ZHxi permalink
awsamuel: Twitter makes me narrate my own life inside my head in 140 character increments. permalink
duncan: New AT&T voicemail feature: voice to text. Nice. I’d sign up except, um $9.99/mo? With Google Voice doing it for free? permalink
chrisbrogan: With Twitter, you never eat alone. permalink
anildash: Wait a minute: Oprah spent *one hour* with Sarah Palin and now she’s quitting her job, too? permalink
gregeh: 3 second video pre-ad courts me much better than a 15 or 30 sec. permalink
mashable: Oprah Ends Talk Show: Twitter Erupts with 8,000 Tweets Per Hour - http://bit.ly/SdeXV permalink
MikeyADHD: I’M GOING TO BUILD A SPACESHIP MADE OUT OF MONKEY ARMS. permalink
dougw: @rsarver is wearing a huge grin today. Either he’s happy no one has broken into his domicile or Geo was launched. One or the other. permalink
badbanana: What’s the medical term for those times when you have difficulty falling asleep in meetings? permalink
MikeyADHD: MY TEACHER ASKED ME WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP AND I TOLD HER A BLACK MIDGET. permalink
twitterapi: Geotagging API is now live http://bit.ly/W0h14. Go get lost. We’ll send help. ^RK permalink
sacca: "WTF?" #rejectedtwitterquestions permalink
KaylaCagan: Are you or are you not Bootylicious? #RejectedTwitterQuestions permalink
davemorin: You don’t have to be the best. You just have to be someone’s favorite. permalink
mzsanford: @al3x repeat slowly: "I am not the most typical user of technology" permalink
sacca: "When you sober up tomorrow, what will you deeply regret having published to the Internet?" #rejectedtwitterquestions permalink
parislemon: Nothing is happening, actually. permalink
harryh: Just launched @foursquare in 50 more cities. POW! permalink
twitter: What did the general say when he found out his army was going to lose the war? Retweet! (feature now available to all users) permalink
ev: What are we doing? Changing the question to "What’s happening?" Carry on with your normal tweeting. bit.ly/3e1hNz permalink
harryh: Nothing like a 200% traffic spike to make your day a bit more challenging. permalink
HuffPostTech: The Top 10 Internet Moments Of The Decade: See what made the list http://bit.ly/2dyR6t permalink
thattallguy: Probably the best "self defence" course for Vancouverites. Defend yourself with an Umbrella ! http://bit.ly/2qcbx5 permalink
WhistlerBlckcmb: http://twitpic.com/q4ci8 - To celebrate snowiest Nov. ever, here’s an epic pow shot from Nov.18 by Scott Brammer. permalink
bmorrissey: met w academic researcher who had v bad things to say re google ad practices. q: is msft a client? a: why, yes. permalink
MiltonFive: My puppet performance went pretty well - my nephew laughed so hard milk came out his nose - and he wasn’t even drinking milk… permalink
al3x: If you don’t trust the people you follow to retweet other interesting people (strangers, even), maybe you shouldn’t follow them. #jeez permalink
kevinrose: I’m a mac http://yfrog.com/1dfr9j permalink
avflox: I’ll be damned–the first time @Scobleizer retweets me, it’s a tweet about a quickie! permalink
Scobleizer: RT @jbruin: how could i celebrate? ;) RT @BenParr: RT @avflox: Guess what, you guys! It’s International Quickie Day! http://bit.ly/1hBfON permalink
avflox: Guess what, you guys! It’s International Quickie Day! http://bit.ly/1hBfON permalink
FakeAPStylebook: "Xerox" is a trademarked name. Use "butt duplicator." permalink
lukeinvan: Son: “Goodnight Daddy. I love You” Me: “I love you too” Son: “I was talking to the TV” permalink
richardbranson: At Ft Lauderdale waiting for the first 2 Virgin America flights from SFO and LAX to reach us. We have quite a welcome celebration for them. permalink
