StephenAtHome: idea for new invention: twitter feed that pumps out 140 volts. i call it a twaser. patent please! permalink
Top tweets from November 10th, 2009
ruthakers: A 21 year old just told me I remind him of his mom.
I know he meant well, but I don’t know what to do with his body? permalink
atul: Google VP Mayer describes the perfect search engine tip @techmeme http://tr.im/EI9a permalink
erickschonfeld: Ooh, Google Latitude now lets you keep track of your location history. Is self-surveillance good or bad? http://bit.ly/1lgjWF permalink
anildash: The US Postal Service is like Yahoo; both mail services inspire warm memories of last century, but are mainly used as spam traps today. permalink
trevoro: Every time a website disables right click with javascript, god kills a kitten. permalink
jane_bot: It’s not nice to serve ice cream covered in flavored lubricant.
But it sure is fucking funny.
Eat up Grandma. permalink
Neilochka: Fake Mom: "Don’t listen to these f*cking idiots about salt. They know sh*t! Salt ain’t good for you unless it is on a goddamn bagel" permalink
sween: Good news: GM intends to increase investment in Canadian plants.
Bad news: Still intends to make GM vehicles. permalink
gregeh: Where’s the Facebook command for "hide all baby pictures"? permalink
MeetingBoy: Wish they’d turn down the lights in this all-company presentation. It’d help us read the slides, and make it easier to sleep. permalink
mashable: Drunk Woman Falls Onto Subway Tracks and Survives Near Miss [Video] - http://bit.ly/1wJXCD permalink
JoshShipp: Feeling sorry for yourself is like Googling yourself. No one should ever do it, but once you start..it’s hard to stop. permalink
shitmydadsays: "Remember this: you’re just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it’s not." permalink
FakeAPStylebook: Time Zones should be capitalized: Eastern Standard Time, Greenwich Mean Time, Venusian Xzy%b¨ørg Time. permalink
sacca: @kevinrose Pics/videos/copies of arrest warrants or it didn’t happen. permalink
kevinrose: set my first world record this weekend [video], plays to my strengths: http://bit.ly/1J4N2m permalink
google: Happy holidays! Free WiFi at 47 participating airports and on every Virgin America flight http://bit.ly/3Cnmx0 permalink
abigvictory: This liking my job thing is really cramping my twitter style. permalink
MeetingBoy: Give me synergy or give me death. permalink
