newsycombinator: 2010 Tesla Roadster Sport first drive http://bit.ly/35wcWr permalink
Top tweets from November 9th, 2009
badbanana: Time flies when you’re paying by the hour. permalink
MiltonFive: I have phobias - like chicken wings - live or deep fried - This prevents me from coming to your house to watch football or doing farm work. permalink
mrtall: Some of you should start seeing how many new tweets you have above your timeline. Click the yellow box to refresh your page! permalink
pumpkinshirt: Rule of thumb: if the "health" book you’re perusing has a celebrity on the cover, PUT IT DOWN. http://bit.ly/2IHYWE permalink
julien: Marissa Mayer where have you been all my life. http://bit.ly/ybwtG permalink
jolieodell: Unfollowing someone on Twitter is the most underhanded, cowardly way of signaling the end of a friendship. That’s what email’s for. permalink
FakeMichaelBay: has a deep, unshakable hatred for bureaucracy, stupid chiefs, and meddling left-wing judges. permalink
atomicnoggin: is it just me, or was the German wall take down re-enactment the biggest possible branding opportunity ever missed by Kool-Aid. #ohyeah permalink
badbanana: We should designate one week a year where it’s socially acceptable for assistants to sexually harass their bosses. permalink
google: We’re excited to announce that we are acquiring AdMob http://bit.ly/360G4G permalink
lancearmstrong: RT @LIVESTRONG: RT @twestival: It’s our friend @drew’s birthday. To celebrate, let’s each donate $1 to @livestrong by following @drewfromtv permalink
FakeAPStylebook: If your story is about ninjas, be sure to mention them in the first sentence. If it’s not, why isn’t it? permalink
pumpkinshirt: Sleep deficit makes me mean. Ah, what do you care? Go to hell! permalink
