Scobleizer: It’s really interesting to watch Facebook become the new open and Twitter become the new closed. The world is weird. @daveman692 permalink
Top tweets from November 5th, 2009
lukeinvan: I’m amazed how convincing I am when playing dead around my kids. Also amazed how little they would care if I wasn’t faking. permalink
chamillionaire: Or even better: Chabillionaire: The artist formerly known as Chamillionaire that became a billionaire by winning all his lawsuits. permalink
chamillionaire: If you don’t wanna get sued by random people about stuff that has nothing to do with you then don’t pick a name with millionaire in it. permalink
RobCottingham: Suggestion for the next round of OS X development: a OH CRAP, NO, I DIDN’T MEAN TO PRESS THAT - I TAKE IT BACK keyboard shortcut. permalink
abigvictory: Ode to a gridlocker:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope you come
Down with swine flu. permalink
RobCottingham: I just became the mayor of the local STD clinic on @foursquare! …Uh, how do I turn Twitter notifications off again? permalink
megfowler: I’ll make a list of people who are made insecure by lists and THEN MAKE IT PRIVATE. permalink
MikeyADHD: MY IMAGINARY GOAT CLAUDE WON’T DANCE WITH YOU IF YOU’RE ON A HELICOPTER. permalink
StephenAtHome: now that mike bloomberg has been re-elected mayor, he can fulfill his campaign promise to clean up the streets of mike bloomberg fliers. permalink
jack: My dry cleaning place (on 6th ave) will clean your #Yankees garb for free. http://yfrog.com/056jauj permalink
jordanwillms: Jim Carrey’s new website is an acid trip. And awesome. http://ow.ly/zBGz permalink
MeetingBoy: My cellphone cuts off voicemails after 4 minutes. You call it a bug; I call it a feature. permalink
wired: Remember that baby translator Homer’s brother invented in The Simpsons? There’s an app for that http://bit.ly/4vbBGK permalink
hotdogsladies: Shazam doesn’t care who you think you are.
Know who you are? You’re "Guy Who Erroneously Claims Not To Like Beyoncé."
THAT’s who YOU are. permalink
johnbiehler: We’re not going to die from H1N1…we’re all going to die from Purell poisoning. permalink
dens: I was out of the office yesterday and I am now 400 emails behind. It’s awful. And treating unread emails like tweets is not the answer. Ugh permalink
FakeAPStylebook: United States of America - Named for its original Norse discoverer, Erik Unitedstatesofamerica. permalink
