gruber: None of you have ever been as happy as I am right now. permalink
Top tweets from November 4th, 2009
shanegibson: I just became the Mayor of @doolins and I got an Irish Car Bomb. Sorta like castration for being faithful. permalink
nytimes: Yankees 7, Phillies 3: Back on Top, Yankees Add a 27th Title http://bit.ly/3zFoiS permalink
badbanana: Kirstie Alley is set to star in a weight loss reality show. It’s scheduled to run every other year for the next ten years. permalink
30sleeps: We finally have a "404 Not Found" page! http://potwps.com/user/blah permalink
fredbastien: Mobile subs to hit 5.9 billion in 2013 http://bit.ly/3KvggX permalink
badbanana: They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna. permalink
brainpicker: Blue Sun Bristling – gorgeous NASA photo of the sun, with its color inverted by hydrogen-alpha gas http://is.gd/4Nd3P permalink
yowhatsthehaps: STOP FAXING ME THINGS! WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! permalink
chrisonhismac: Weezer and Snuggie - band sells new CD alongside the cult blanket with sleeves! http://ow.ly/zgtg permalink
shitmydadsays: “Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.” permalink
sween: Maine bookstores are sold out of "Voting for Dummies". permalink
FakeMichaelBay: Military protocol and the chain of command are for pussies. permalink
igorskee: first turn-by-turn navigation, now mobile app analytics - Google torpedoed two boutique industries in just a couple of weeks. Who’s next? permalink
FakeAPStylebook: Breasts should not be referred to as "jugs" unless you need it to rhyme with something else in the article. See also: cans, sweater puppies. permalink
TechCrunch: Euro Trip! Foursquare Invades Europe. http://bit.ly/2pDrsK by @parislemon permalink
Scobleizer: What does it mean that @twitter is following me? permalink
