thattallguy: 5 Crazy Youtube comments. You can’t make this stuff up. http://bit.ly/2MbZZi permalink
Tweets from October, 2009
smackaysmith: @gapingvoid My artist friends all want Flash sites. Please, please tell the artists enough with the Flash sites. permalink
megfowler: is it just me, or are Coldplay and U2 now writing their albums with Apple ads in mind? permalink
badbanana: The recession is technically over! Surely 15 million unemployed people have the time to put up some streamers and balloons. permalink
chrisbreikss: My Twitter stream is filled with U2 tweets for the 2nd day in a row. I love their music but not the noise permalink
GhostNixon: It turns out that my mother really WAS a saint, and now there’s always a long line to see her. FM(after)L permalink
gruber: Prices of the ten top-grossing apps in App Store:
1. $10
2. $2
3. $90
4. $10
5. $3
6. $10
7. $5
8. $10
9. $1
10. $5 permalink
jbruin: interesting @booksquare says that @shitmydadsays is getting a book deal… some would prob argue that it’s well deserved #140conf permalink
tremendousnews: I wish women who were angry at me had ctrl-alt-del buttons! permalink
OneRiot: Why dogs hate Halloween//Part II http://bit.ly/olnNZ permalink
mashable: 12 Awesome Social Media Halloween Pumpkin Carvings - http://bit.ly/3A4mIk permalink
StephenAtHome: turns out those northwest pilots were just on their laptops, no doubt playing microsoft cubicle simulator permalink
copyblogger: 7 Bad Writing Habits You Learned in School - http://bit.ly/r3nK3 permalink
FakeAPStylebook: To make extra money, subtly insert paid advertisements into your work and always drink Pepsi. permalink
GusF: Interesting fact - 53% of Twitter are women #cprs permalink
MeetingBoy: Delegating is just regifting work. permalink
BillCosby: @iamkhayyam Families need to talk and relate with each other at meals This means also banning newspapers, games, phones and books from meals permalink
sween: I have no issue with raisin cookies per se. But if you lead me to believe they are going to be chocolate chip, I get Crying Game flashbacks. permalink
sacca: I am in Reno. I was just asked if I knew where the nearest payphone was. It is October 27, 2009. permalink
pierre: RT @HCFHawaii: Historic $50 million gift from Pierre & Pam Omidyar announced today. http://bit.ly/ryjVb permalink
highsteph: please RT this: Hey @unitedairlines! could you please look a LITTLE harder for ALL of my parachute gear?! #aweekandcounting #notcheap permalink
benbarden: Asking/telling people to "pls RT" rarely works. Write something worth sharing, and watch it spread. permalink
FakeAPStylebook: Robots should only be referred to by gender-neutral pronouns, no matter how sexy they may be. permalink
buzzbishop: Instead of buying into the fear, confusion and misinformation, seek out a Trust Agent about H1N1. LIke, yknow, your personal doctor. permalink
ravenme: 100,000 iPhone apps! permalink
paulocoelho: The person who thinks "I would like to do this" is wasting the day, because she/he can do this, and is not doing. permalink
30sleeps: Thinking my next serious relationship will involve a girl whose follower : following ratio is at least 3:1. permalink
adventurevida: A human can outrun a horse over the distance of a marathon, 26.2 miles. http://tinyurl.com/yf8gfqj permalink
jonarber: Jimmy Wales is citing the popularity of Lost as proof that culture is getting smarter, I would argue the opposite… #see09 permalink
AlexdMoore: Reid Hoffman’s principle: if you aren’t embarrassed by what you launch with, you waited too long to launch. permalink
pud: Anyone else think it’s weird when a company boasts about their "collective" years of experience? You don’t have 500 years of experience! permalink
sacca: Someone hit the 24-hour snooze button on his inbox and focused instead on making pumpkin lasagna. Someone is full and happy. permalink
kirklapointe: If someone had used scotch to teach me history, I’d be a scholar. permalink
gruber: The “opt-out” public health care plan will allow red states to cut off their noses to spite their faces and not have the procedure covered. permalink
shitmydadsays: "If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit." permalink
pagecrusher: It must be horrible to get laid off from your job at the unemployment office. "See you tomorrow." permalink
fireland: For 18 years, you feed them, clothe them, nurture them. But as soon as you uncuff them, they catch the first flight back to Bangkok. permalink
mashable: 10 of the Best Social Media Tools for Entrepreneurs - http://bit.ly/TEvYQ permalink
sween: Some days I wish I was a Disney character.
Mainly so I could have woodland creatures do my work.
Also: hot chicks. permalink
FakeAPStylebook: The plural of "vagina" is "vaginas." The plural of "penis" is gross, nobody wants to read about that. permalink
