sacca: Someone hit the 24-hour snooze button on his inbox and focused instead on making pumpkin lasagna. Someone is full and happy. permalink
Top tweets from October 26th, 2009
kirklapointe: If someone had used scotch to teach me history, I’d be a scholar. permalink
gruber: The “opt-out” public health care plan will allow red states to cut off their noses to spite their faces and not have the procedure covered. permalink
shitmydadsays: "If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit." permalink
pagecrusher: It must be horrible to get laid off from your job at the unemployment office. "See you tomorrow." permalink
fireland: For 18 years, you feed them, clothe them, nurture them. But as soon as you uncuff them, they catch the first flight back to Bangkok. permalink
mashable: 10 of the Best Social Media Tools for Entrepreneurs - http://bit.ly/TEvYQ permalink
sween: Some days I wish I was a Disney character.
Mainly so I could have woodland creatures do my work.
Also: hot chicks. permalink
FakeAPStylebook: The plural of "vagina" is "vaginas." The plural of "penis" is gross, nobody wants to read about that. permalink
timhaines: Hmm - God had gobbled up 1.5GB of memory in leakage over the last month or so. Naughty God. permalink
jordanbehan: Attn: World. The state of our environment is not a political issue. It’s a health issue. It’s time for everyone to agree on that. permalink
venturehacks: Larry and Sergey had a product and traction _before_ they got their first check from an angel. permalink
erickschonfeld: I think I offended Canada’s chief privacy regulator today on a panel when I pointed out privacy on the web is a myth. weallliveinpublic permalink
dbarefoot: YouTube comments. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. permalink
blaine: Dear Intarwebs, Twitter is not a new protocol, as per: http://bit.ly/3RDcUU - Protocols require interop, not business deals. permalink
shiralazar: love being put on hold on the phone to bob marley- guess that’s what happens when you’re doing a story about medical marijuana permalink
barvonblaq: The movie Phenomenon sends the wrong message. Kids, brain cancer will not give you powers. Unless you consider crying "powers." permalink
trammell: I have captured the epitome of despair.
http://yfrog.com/0zdeuoj permalink
nytimes: Pilots Who Missed Airport Were Using Laptops http://bit.ly/3yvIxv permalink
RobCottingham: @hotdogsladies You’ve just made "hitting the slopes" my new euphemism for "going #2" permalink
oliviamunn: Dear Fancy NY Hotel: Why are your mini bar Doritos $20?! Im assuming the cheese dust was made from the breast milk of a Kennedy. Am I right? permalink
mshak: Mondays should be eliminated. The week should start on Tuesday. Except that we’ll start disliking Tuesdays instead… permalink
hotdogsladies: Drinking tea. Listening to Radiohead. Writing about email.
All I need is a black friend, and I’d be the whitest person I know. permalink
mattcutts: Google’s Social Search experiment goes live: http://bit.ly/3m2Mg5 Read that post to opt-in or watch a video about it. :) permalink
tremendousnews: How Facebook Killed Birthdays: http://bit.ly/4ovDNu permalink
