pumpkinshirt: Hashtag games are less fun when Twitter hasn’t caught up enough to list any of the entries. #maybeImisunderstandhowTwitterworks permalink
Tweets from August, 2009
usainbolt: Auf Wiedersehen Berlin! It has been great. Thanks for all your support and hope to see you again soon. permalink
MatadorNetwork: Learn to Flirt in 13 Languages http://short.to/ntd0 #travel permalink
northgeek: I would absolutely turn redneck for the Raptor only at NorthGeek.com! http://northgeek.com/QO permalink
biz: an unexpected 17k run at dusk threw the evening off by 45 minutes and had @livia worrying — still, a 27k weekend! #nike permalink
ljgroves: Won Canadian Champs today.. can’t lie, winning is always fun :) Enjoying M&M’s and peanut butter cookies now. Phew, that was a long day! permalink
mattcutts: Google webmaster team is looking for videos of how *you* use our webmaster tool: http://bit.ly/Q7Vq2 Heh heh. I said tool. :) permalink
cheeky_geeky: Did I just see the pregnant woman on Mad Men drinking wine? How did my generation turn out normal? (Or does this explain grunge music??) permalink
dbugliari: Plane hit by 3 cars after Calif. freeway landing
http://bit.ly/cDakI permalink
darkmotion: Counting your lucky stars seems tedious. permalink
chrisbreikss: Heidi Montag is on Miss Universe. Its like a car accident, I can’t turn away but its so bad. The contestants are talented though. #missu … permalink
biz: Cool x-ray of a mobile phone by Nick Veasey http://bit.ly/3L5MpN permalink
johncmayer: Sometimes I hear myself say something and I feel like a liar even though it’s true. "Last night I jammed with ZZ Top and Slash." permalink
biz: Roshi is doing laps on the terrace — tortises need their exercise too http://yfrog.com/3onp5qj permalink
dkoffler: My 2+ month, self imposed Twitter retreat is now officially over. Learned a lot about Twitter’s place in my life. It’s good to be back. permalink
buzz: Searching for nearby tweets while on a road trip is a bit like tuning into local radio: http://yfrog.com/e0hitfj http://yfrog.com/b9sx6j permalink
brianleroux: is it any wonder 90% of vehicals are single occupancy? permalink
bongofilm: THE CDs ARE HERE! http://tinyurl.com/my6q7l permalink
dens: My Mom’s (@murieloliv) impression of Twitter: "Why would I want to do that? ‘Hey, I’m cutting watermelon again.’ That’s all I ever do!" permalink
judell: Cycling the White Mountains was safer last year, when gas was $4.50/gallon and cars were fewer. But even so: Wow, what a blast! permalink
markevans: The End of Anonymous Social Media? http://bit.ly/DqVIB permalink
johanbruyneel: The way we see the problem is the problem. permalink
darthvader: Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: _________.
Step 3: Rule the galaxy! permalink
dougw: Dood poured beer on me and felt bad. So…
He volunteered to pour beer down his pants.
Seems fair. permalink
caseywright: Just got out of Inglorious Bastards. My review: meaningless, nonsensical, and wildly entertaining. Worst of Tarantino; best of the summer. permalink
sacca: Under my administration, Nate Dogg and Warren G would be responsible for all regulation. permalink
kgrandia: My Twitter app is now competing with my Facebook app. Who will win? permalink
ColleenCoplick: There’s stuff I have to do and stuff I want to do. Guess which one I’m doing today??? :S permalink
frenchs: array_walk($data, ‘egyptian’); #songsincode permalink
leahculver: #poker-face { display: none; } #songsincode permalink
smashingmag: Dear brands, I will never - ever! - buy your products if you don’t let me easily unsubscribe from your email-newsletter. permalink
danudey: Is anyone in Vancouver is taking part in National Go Topless Protest Day? I’m only going for the articles. permalink
fuzzydave: TicketMaster is a joke! $30 ticket x 2 plus fee’s = $90!!! permalink
GusF: Classic! Ben Stiller (@redhourben) explaining Twitter to Mickey Rooney - http://bit.ly/bVF7I permalink
urbantastic: How long do you have to work to earn a Big Mac? - http://bit.ly/6LHEV permalink
CityHallReport: BIXI is headed to Broadway! Sort of. Montreal’s BIXI bike-sharing service is on demo in the Big Apple now through Aug. 23. permalink
hummingbird604: I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. - Emo Phillips permalink
lancearmstrong: I’ve been in Europe a long time and watched cricket highlights on the news just as long. Still don’t understand a thing about it. permalink
zappos: Crazy tour of Zappos HQ: Watch @ijustine (w/ sisters) lose her iPhone & lose her marbles! - http://bit.ly/EQ1×3 permalink
asilentflute: When you tweet about w*lmart you get attacked by couponbots. Its like a Capcom game. permalink
