darthvader: Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: _________.
Step 3: Rule the galaxy! permalink
Top tweets from August 21st, 2009
dougw: Dood poured beer on me and felt bad. So…
He volunteered to pour beer down his pants.
Seems fair. permalink
caseywright: Just got out of Inglorious Bastards. My review: meaningless, nonsensical, and wildly entertaining. Worst of Tarantino; best of the summer. permalink
sacca: Under my administration, Nate Dogg and Warren G would be responsible for all regulation. permalink
kgrandia: My Twitter app is now competing with my Facebook app. Who will win? permalink
ColleenCoplick: There’s stuff I have to do and stuff I want to do. Guess which one I’m doing today??? :S permalink
frenchs: array_walk($data, ‘egyptian’); #songsincode permalink
leahculver: #poker-face { display: none; } #songsincode permalink
smashingmag: Dear brands, I will never - ever! - buy your products if you don’t let me easily unsubscribe from your email-newsletter. permalink
danudey: Is anyone in Vancouver is taking part in National Go Topless Protest Day? I’m only going for the articles. permalink
fuzzydave: TicketMaster is a joke! $30 ticket x 2 plus fee’s = $90!!! permalink
GusF: Classic! Ben Stiller (@redhourben) explaining Twitter to Mickey Rooney - http://bit.ly/bVF7I permalink
urbantastic: How long do you have to work to earn a Big Mac? - http://bit.ly/6LHEV permalink
CityHallReport: BIXI is headed to Broadway! Sort of. Montreal’s BIXI bike-sharing service is on demo in the Big Apple now through Aug. 23. permalink
hummingbird604: I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. - Emo Phillips permalink
lancearmstrong: I’ve been in Europe a long time and watched cricket highlights on the news just as long. Still don’t understand a thing about it. permalink
zappos: Crazy tour of Zappos HQ: Watch @ijustine (w/ sisters) lose her iPhone & lose her marbles! - http://bit.ly/EQ1×3 permalink
asilentflute: When you tweet about w*lmart you get attacked by couponbots. Its like a Capcom game. permalink
